Jill Elliott, a local woman from Ohio, was looking forward to a big screen showing of The Snowman with the relaxing tones of the Aled Jones classic ‘Walking in the Air’.

She got something of a shock though, when she emerged after watching two hours of a tense, cold, bloody thriller, filled with decapitations.

“I mean, I expected it to be sad and for the Snowman to melt and everything, but this just wasn’t Christmas,” explained Elliott.

“And I can’t believe Aled Jones was the killer!

Michael Fassbender is super hot though, so it wasn’t all bad.”

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