Donald Trump has announced plans to turn the White House’s Oval Office into his personal locker room, it has been revealed.

The President elect has stated that once in power he will need to conduct international diplomacy in a safe space where he won’t be quoted out of context.

“If I say we need to grab Russia by the Putin, I can’t be worried about some nasty journalist twisting my words ten years down the line.”

When asked whether there was any precedent for candidates elected to office to administer such drastic changes to the White House’s interior, Trump replied, “When you’re President, they let you do it.”


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