Donald Trump has refused to accept his victory over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 US election, claiming, “It’s been rigged from the beginning.”

The outraged President elect took to the Republican party’s podium to address the nation after learning that he had won the 270 electoral college votes that he needed to win.

“This result is a disaster. And it is. It’s a catastrophe. A fair system would never allow someone like me anywhere near the White House. Where are the street smarts of some of these politicians?”

His opponent, the Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, vehemently denied voter fraud, stating, “I’ve run a terrible campaign from the start. I was simultaneously lazy and overconfident, duplicitous in my usurping of Bernie Sanders and have allowed a man who has repeatedly told us that he’d like to bang his own daughter to become the leader of the free world.”

On a final note, Clinton added, “I want to be the loser for all Americans. Regardless of your political beliefs, where you come from, what you look like, your religion. Donald should just accept the people’s decision to make him the 45th President of the United States.”


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