Donald Trump recently announced that he is planning a meeting with Kim Jong-Un and that all of their differences will be decided by a dance-off.
Trump will be both the first sitting US President to meet with a North Korean leader and the first international leader to resolve diplomatic relations with competitive dancing.
“My headspin will make Jong-un’s head spin,” bragged Trump.
“I’ve been working on my victory worm for weeks!”
The playlist will be left to the judges; however, it is rumoured that The Chemical Brothers’ Galvanise will be the song of choice for the final round, with its anthemic chorus “My finger is on the button, My finger is on the button…”