Tony Romo has reassured his teammates that if anything happens to Dak Prescott, he will get straight back in there as starting quarterback and find a way to reaggravate his back injury.

Prescott has had a sensational first year, but it’s reassuring for Cowboy fans to know that if he hits the ‘rookie wall’ or takes a big hit, Romo will be able to take over the reigns of the offense and break his pinkie finger whilst handing the ball off to Ezekiel Elliot.

“I’ll do whatever I can to help the team win,” vowed Romo.

“Whether they need me to separate my shoulder throwing a post pattern or sprain my hamstring trying to scramble for a first down on 3rd and 5, I won’t let them down,” promised the consummate team player.

When asked for comment, Jerry Jones just kept asking for Johnny Manziel’s number.