A 6’4″ man has revealed that he’s already planning on standing directly in front of you the next time that you go and see live music.

Tim Salisbury has his strategy all planned out.

“I’ll probably backcomb my hair so it sticks out a good three or four inches above my head,” said the tall guy who seems to find you at every single fucking gig.

“Either that or I’ll wear my Stetson.

“Oh and enjoy your next cinema visit – I’ll be stretching my lanky arms towards the ceiling every five minutes or so.”

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