Donald Trump’s Communications Director Hope Hicks has left the White House, but the President has already found a replacement in his old acquaintance Stormy Daniels.

“We have history together and we know how to whip up a PR storm,” explained Trump, who is in the midst of a media whirlwind surrounding porn star Daniels, who claims she had an affair with the President several years ago.

“Any time that the press are focusing too much on inconsequential things like my taxes or my involvement with Russia, Stormy will file a sexual harassment suit.

“And talking of suits, she’ll only be wearing blue.”

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