It has been announced that Prince William will go to the FA Cup Final at Wembley instead of his brother’s wedding.
“This is a deeply personal moment for Prince William. He asks for understanding and respect to be extended in this difficult situation,” said a spokesperson from Kensington Palace.
“He has to deal with a huge dilemma, one which no man should ever have to face.
“He’s got tickets to go to the FA Cup Final with his mates and then he gets an invite to his brother’s wedding where he won’t know anyone and they’ll probably be drinking Budweiser instead of Champagne.
“Prince William has decided not to go because he doesn’t want to embarrass the Royal Family or their guests.”
“Some of my mates can get really out of control,” explained William.
“Especially at a wedding. It’s better that we’re all at a football match where the press intrusion won’t be as great.”