With many of the Eagles players unwilling to make the trip to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl 52 victory, the Eagles’ Head Coach has instead opted to take Eagles fans in their place.
53 rabid Eagles fans will descend on the White House where they will be greeted by President Trump.
The Eagles fans already have an itinerary planned for the trip, which includes wrecking the White House, punching police horses, throwing beer at Jared Kushner and forcing Trump to wear a Malcolm Jenkins jersey and a dog mask.
Trump is reportedly in a philosophical mood at the prospect.
“Heck, those fans can do what they like as long as they don’t complain about civil rights or take a knee during the anthem,” explained the President.