Barack Obama has declared that he’s done giving not just “two shits” but “any shits” at all about the country that he recently served as Commander in Chief.
“I just…I just can’t,” explained Obama from aboard Richard Branson’s yacht in the East Indies, before jet-packing off the helipad.
“First it was the birth certificate thing, then it was the…you know what I don’t even give any shits any more.”
Obama seems frustrated with the constant criticism that he receives from sitting President Donald Trump.
When asked whether the former President could continue to not give any shits as Trump stokes tensions between the US and other nations, he responded with a simple text.
“Fuck yes, I can!”
This was followed by a laughing face emoji, an American flag emoji and finally a poop emoji.