Barack Obama is planning to move his family to a secure underground bunker in Fiji after he vacates the Presidency next week.

“Look, I’m an optimist, but right now with Trump and Putin being best of buddies but the CIA and Russia in conflict plusĀ the President-elect doing all he can to wind up China for no reason, it could all go to shit pretty quickly,” reasoned Obama.

“I can’t imagine anyone wanting to blow up Oceania just yet, so hopefully we’ll be safe there for a few years,” said the outgoing President.

Obama and his family are reportedly planning to emerge from the bunker in 2020 in time to support Michelle in her run for President and/or repopulate the world.


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