Ahead of the Royal Wedding, Meghan Markle has been shocked to learn that her father is the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader.

Markle was previously concerned that she would have nobody to walk her down the aisle; now she is more concerned about the safety of her guests.

Vader was delighted to find out that he had another daughter.

“Meghan will marry and kill Prince Harry,” foresaw Vader.

“We will then wipe out the rest of the Royal Family and rule Great Britain together as Father and Daughter!”

Prince Harry has been comforting his bride-to-be.

“I can’t imagine what Meghan is going through,” sympathised the Prince.

“I’ve always known exactly who my father is.”

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