Hollywood superstar Matthew McConaughey is to star in a biopic about the Category 5 cyclone that recently wreaked havoc in Haiti, Cuba and the southeastern United States, it has been announced.
“Every once in a while a role comes along that I feel I was just born for and it would be a travesty if I didn’t at least get the chance to perform it.”
With Star Wars: The Force Awakens director JJ Abrams insisting that the vast majority of the production budget is to be allocated to special effects, the wardrobe allowance is limited to a torn white T-shirt, which the Oscar-winning actor will violently rip off while spinning around the set with his arms in the air.
“I’ve spent minutes, no, hours, no, days, watching, studying, trying to master…you ever see that show Tasmanian Devil?”
Rumors that Kate Hudson will play a quaint café in Tallahassee, Florida are unconfirmed.