Millions of chickens have staged a protest by walking out of KFCs across the UK in an effort to improve working conditions.
Hundreds of KFC shops have been forced to close due to the walk-out, with fried chicken fans in uproar.
“Enough is enough,” said one chicken.
“Our pay is chicken feed, we’re constantly getting felt up by our superiors and opportunities for career progression are non-existent.”
When asked how it felt about the effect that this would have on the fast food company, the chicken’s reply was clear and direct.
“I don’t give a flying cluck.”