Kevin Spacey is in hot water thanks to a recent sexual harassment claim from Anthony Rapp, but it’s in his apology to the victim where he truly shocked everyone, except for “everyone”, revealing that he is choosing to live life as a gay man.
The Oscar-winning actor coming out as a homosexual is a giant revelation to mostly everybody except for mostly everybody.
“This is just so shocking to hear,” said not a person.
“I mean, for years there has been assumptions, but this finally confirms what everyone already knew, supports and completely understands,” added everyone who has ever watched a Kevin Spacey movie.
“Did he not already come out? I thought he came out in like 2004. I’m pretty sure he came out in 2004. You should check that.
“Not that it matters. His sexual orientation is his choice and it’s really none of our business.
“Lying on top of a 14-year-old boy, however…”