Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is convinced that The Walking Dead is a through-the-years look at the life of his legendary band.

The hell-raising musician believes the show is an accurate representation of the band’s later years but can’t understand why everybody calls them ‘Walkers’, thinking that ‘Rollers’ or ‘Stoners’ would be more appropriate.

“It’s just a bunch of decomposing guys wandering around slowly and trying to give attractive people love bites,” summarized Richards, “and that’s pretty much the Stones right now. I mean, I look like I died 20 years ago.”

Richards is concerned that his decades of decadence have had a severe effect on his memory.

“Everybody was really upset about a guy called Glenn dying during this latest series,” explained the legendary guitarist, “but I don’t even remember him being in the band!”