The Leader of the Labour Party Jeremy Corbyn has been severely criticised for celebrating The Passover with the Judean People’s Front instead of the Popular Front of Judea.

“The Judean People’s Front aren’t Jewish enough,” said a Labour MP.

”He really should be seeing the Popular Front of Judea.”

“Nobody hates the Romans more than the Judean People’s Front,” said a JPF spokesman.

“The ones that didn’t go back to Rome went to live in Palestine and that’s why we have all the problems today.”

“The JPF are not true Jews,” said a Popular Front of Judea spokesperson.

“I heard one of them criticise Israel.”

“Jeremy Corbyn is deliberately baiting the mainstream Jewish community,” said Labour MP John Woodcock.

“It is irresponsible and dangerous.”

“He’s not the Messiah, he’s Jeremy,” said a Labour Party spokesman.

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