A Disney executive has assured fans that if they didn’t like The Last Jedi then they are going to absolutely despise Solo: A Star Wars Story.
Alden Ehrenreich will play the iconic character made famous by Harrison Ford in an origin story that absolutely nobody asked for, yet Disney decided to force on us anyway.
“Honestly, people thought we destroyed the Star Wars legacy with The Last Jedi but we are just getting started!” boasted Disney Vice-President Alan Braverman.
“I know fans said that we ruined Luke Skywalker…but wait until they get a load of Alden’s take on Han!
“He manages to capture absolutely none of the feel of the character and sounds nothing like him.
“Harrison Ford would be turning in his grave if he was dead and/or if he cared about Star Wars at all!”