Hilton have confirmed plans to develop a golf resort on Skull Island, an until now untouched island in the Pacific.

Tom Hiddleston and Paris Hilton will serve as ambassadors for the new all-inclusive resort, smoothing bulldozing issues with the indigenous population and promoting the exclusive getaway paradise to potential customers.

As well as relaxing in the various infinity pools and on the $20 million-valued golf courses, more adventurous travellers can go on a safari to be wowed by the unique wildlife.

“We expect one or two tourists to be eaten by Skull Crawlers or, if they are really lucky, Kong himself,” conceded Hilton.

“But they will of course be protected by our reasonably priced travel insurance.

“It’s really no more dangerous than Australia, or even Florida come to think of it.”


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