In a move that is sure to set tongues wagging, this year’s publication of the Kama Sutra is to include the surprise addition of a ‘Hard Brexit’.

Staying true to the tradition of updating the ancient Indian text in order to maintain its cultural relevance, the Hard Brexit position is hailed by the publishers as, “An erogenous expression of a febrile national conversation about a people’s place in the modern world.”

With a difficulty rating of 4 out of 5 Union Jacks, Hard Brexit follows other popular additions over the decades including, The Irish Potato Famine, The Bay Of Pigs and Charles Lindbergh’s Transatlantic Flight.