To avoid offending any members who do not identify as one specific gender, the snowman community has introduced gender-neutral pronouns this Christmas.
Anthropomorphised mounds of snow should only be referred to as ‘snowpeople’ or ‘snowx’.
“Today is a great day for the gender-fluid community,” gushed a spokesperson for the International Association Of Gender-Fluid Snowpeople.
“It just goes to show what can be accomplished with a GoFundMe page, countless hours spent in litigation and a shittonne of snow.
“As well as throwing snowballs in Christmas 2017, we’ll also be throwing snow-ovaries, or snowvaries!”
Local snowman Frosty had only this to say.
“Stick your carrot wherever you like, just don’t let your dog piss on me.”