To avoid offending any members who do not identify as one specific gender, the snowman community has introduced gender-neutral pronouns this Christmas.

Anthropomorphised mounds of snow should only be referred to as ‘snowpeople’ or ‘snowx’.

This follows the success of the LGBTQ community getting accepted as a legitimate Scrabble word and new representation of gender-fluid Daleks in the popular sci-fi series Doctor Who.

“Today is a great day for the gender-fluid community,” gushed a spokesperson for the International Association Of Gender-Fluid Snowpeople.

“It just goes to show what can be accomplished with a GoFundMe page, countless hours spent in litigation and a shittonne of snow.

“As well as throwing snowballs in Christmas 2017, we’ll also be throwing snow-ovaries, or snowvaries!”

Local snowman Frosty had only this to say.

“Stick your carrot wherever you like, just don’t let your dog piss on me.”

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