The President of FIFA has asked ex-FBI Director James Comey to come on board as their Ethics Enforcer, following the ousting of their Ethics Chiefs.

Gianni Infantino claims that critics are “FIFA-bashing” and spreading “fake news” after the controversial resignations of the footballing governing body’s principal ethics investigators.

“To prove how much FIFA has changed, we have approached a man with an impeccable record who is highly capable of dealing with the bashing of authority and fake news,” announced Infantino.

The Russian government have commended the appointment and have stated they are looking forward to working with Comey on corruption.


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