One of the many great things about Brexit is the fact the British people can go back to have blue passports.

But it turns out that British people aren’t very good at making British passports, as the Home Office has elected to use a French company to produce the new blue British passports.

Home Secretary Amber Rudd took time away from listening to her favourite Alanis Morissette song about rain on your wedding day to address the issue.

“The EU are simply better at making things,” explained Rudd.

“We need to really take advantage of our EU links to get the best quality passports at the best prices.”

Nigel Farage was philosophical about the decision.

“French passports for British people is the way to go,” exclaimed Farage, “and I guarantee the money we save will be spent on the NHS.”

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