Fugitive wizard Draco Malfoy has been discovered living under the assumed identity of Dutch politician Geert Wilders, it has been announced.

Forced to go on the run from magical law enforcement following his involvement in the battle of Hogwarts, it has been revealed that Malfoy fled to the Netherlands, changed his name and formed the Party for Freedom.

Wilders has used the party as a political vehicle to continue to export his extremist ideology, including a divisive campaign against the supposed Hufflepuffification of the western world.

Wilders’ true identity was revealed in dramatic fashion this week during a heated debate in the European Parliament with a Belgian MEP over fishing quotas.

The disagreement came to a head when Wilders drew a wand and used the Aguamenti spell, causing Bart Staes to lose control of his bladder.


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