In the absence of her father, Donald Trump has volunteered to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle at the Royal Wedding this weekend.

This has come as a surprise to many, seeing as the President and his wife are not actually invited to the event.

“It’s my right as President to give away every US bride, no matter where the wedding takes place” explained Trump.

“I don’t have the time to do it for everyone, but for Meghan I will make an exception.”

Trump also revealed his present to the newlyweds.

“I’m giving them a Trump Toaster,” said the President.

“It’s the best toaster ever.”

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