Donald Trump has announced his intentions to buy the music streaming service TIDAL from JAY-Z after a public spat between the hip-hop mogul and the President.
The music platform was released to a lukewarm reception due to its inflated prices and out-of-touch marketing efforts, with competitors such as Spotify and Pandora offering a seemingly better service at a lower price.
TIDAL’s owner JAY-Z recently called Donald Trump a “superbug” during an interview on CNN and this hostile takeover is seen as Trump’s retaliation.
“It’s another savvy move in a long line of savvy moves,” declared Donald Trump’s business adviser Bannon Trump.
“TIDAL is just about to start its upswing and when it peaks, Daddy will cash out and be Big Pimpin’.”