Donald Trump has moved to impose fresh sanctions against North Korea, cutting off all supplies to the nation’s cat cafes.
“We need to work together to confront those who threaten us,” said Trump in an impassioned speech to the UN.
“If the United States is forced to defend itself and its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea‘s cat cafes.”
North Korea used to receive its kitty litter, catnip and cat food supplies from China; however, the US has insisted that the superpower stop trading with Kim Jong-Un’s country in an effort to decelerate and eventually stop its nuclear programme.
“Once we have the nation’s cat cafes in a stranglehold, their collar will slip,” said Trump.
“They will find that my bite is just as good as my bark. Maybe better. And I have the best bark.”