After cancelling the Philadelphia Eagles’ White House visit due to some players not attending, Donald Trump has also cancelled the 2020 election as not all voters will take part.
Some of the Philadelphia Eagles players did not want to visit the White House and meet Trump after their Super Bowl victory. Trump promptly cancelled the trip, stating that the 1000 Eagles fans due to attend deserved better than to only see 20 of their heroes in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Now Trump has gone one further and cancelled the 2020 election on the basis that some voters in Arkansas have indicated that they probably won’t vote.
“Who do they think they are?” exclaimed the President.
“There is no way we should have an election unless we get 100% of voters.
“It’s disrespectful to both our national military and the people of this great country.”
Trump wasn’t finished.
“What’s worse is apparently some voters are going to vote for the Democrat candidate, whoever he is! This would never happen to Vladimir Putin.”