David Cameron has demanded that a referendum is held to determine who has been the worst Prime Minister of recent times.
“I’m fed up with certain people intimating that I was a total waste of space,” said the former Prime Minister.
“I keep hearing that Brexit is all my fault and that it will cost billions of ponds and achieve nothing.
“I was the most democratic Prime Minister ever. I gave the electorate the chance to vote on an important issue and yet people still say I am a tosser”.
“The only way to sort this out is to have a referendum. Let the people decide.”