Man-made climate change is “a hoax” that should be ignored, according to an Alaskan polar bear.

Spending his entire life in Kaktovic, the bear stated that there was no rational reason behind many ‘green’ arguments regarding global warming.

“To draw a connection between burning fossil fuels within the earth’s atmosphere and the global temperature rising is just insane. Only a fool would believe it.”

The landscape of his natural habitat has undoubtedly changed over the last decade, but the bear maintains that this is due to cyclical changes in the earth’s weather patterns as opposed to human-added greenhouse gases rising by 37% from 1990 to 2015.

“I mean, it’s still pretty fucking cold up here. What more proof do you need?”

When asked who would come up with such a hoax, the bear replied, “Probably the Chinese.”