The dossier currently circulating in Westminster includes an MP who paid a female to be quiet; up until now, the MP and female in question remained anonymous but now the identities of both parties have been revealed.

A Cabinet Minister who was also at the meeting alleges that Boris Johnson gave Theresa May £100 to be quiet.

“She was banging on about Brexit and how difficult it all was,” confessed the Minister.

“She was saying that she never wanted to leave the EU in the first place and how we must make a deal or it will be disastrous.

“Boris just said ‘I’ve had enough of this’ and gave her a hundred quid to pipe down.

“I don’t think he had any cash on him so he borrowed £50 each from David Davis and Liam Fox.”

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