Boris Johnson has demanded an emergency referendum to determine if Britain will leave the Eurovision Song Contest.

Britain’s act was interrupted on stage by a well-known protester, who grabbed the microphone and abused the noble British media.

No other country had their act interrupted.

“Enough is enough,” said the Foreign Secretary.

“Travesties like this are the reason I wanted to leave the EU. This would never have happened at the Albert Hall.

“And as for that European hippy terrorist snowflake who stormed the stage, I want him extradited and tried for treason in the Tower of London!”

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