Donald Trump has urged the United States Congress to investigate his theory that Barack Obama assassinated John F. Kennedy.
Trump refuses to release any evidence substantiating the bold and controversial claim that he made on Twitter, but is adamant that Obama shot JFK with a rifle from the grassy knoll.
Some members of Congress have been questioning these claims, particularly as Obama was only two years old when President Kennedy was killed, but Trump has dismissed any dissent as “liberal propaganda”.
“There is no doubt in my mind that Barack Obama murdered JFK in cold blood,” reasoned the President.
“Congress need to start diverting some serious resources into investigating this brutal assassination and spend less time looking into spurious Russian election fix allegations.”
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was equally unrevealing.
“Neither the White House nor the President will comment further on these allegations until Obama has been convicted of killing JFK.”