Australian President Malcolm Turnbull has announced that he is deporting the Australian cricket team to Russia after they admitted to ball tampering during the third test match with South Africa.

The Australia cricket team will fly directly to Russia where they will be educated on how to cheat without getting caught with personal instruction by Vladimir Putin.

“The cricket team have disgraced the nation,” explained Turnbull.

“Not only did they cheat, but they got caught, owned up and then lost. Russia would never allow this to happen – they would have denied it and then blamed the Ukranians.”

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