The American Psychiatric Association has officially diagnosed America as suffering from bipolar mood disorder.

With half the population voting for Donald Trump and the other half for Hillary Clinton, there are clear signs that a psychosis has gripped the country, according to an APA spokesman.

Leading psychiatrist, Sigmund Rienhardt explained the diagnosis further.

“Throughout the Presidential campaign, there were numerous examples of incoherent speech, delusion, anger, impulsive behaviour, confusion and over confidence. These are all symptoms of bipolar mood disorder or schizophrenia.”

Rienhardt continued, “The only remedy is to go and lie down in a dark room for the next four years and hope things are better when you wake up.”