Oscar Munoz, the CEO of United Airlines, has announced that Sean Spicer will be joining the company to head their PR Department.
“Sean has vast experience in dealing with difficult situations,” said Mr Munoz.
“His intelligence and subtlety in handling controversial issues will be ideal for United Airlines.”
“I’ve enjoyed my work at the White House but it is time to move on,” said the President’s Press Secretary.
“United Airlines have had a few problems but even they don’t drag passengers off a flight like those other airlines.
“I also heard about an airline that wouldn’t let teenage girls on a flight because they were wearing leggings. That is clearly ridiculous and wouldn’t happen at United Airlines.”