He told us he had a plan. And we now know it’s a moon-sized space station capable of destroying a planet.
Reportedly concerned by the prospect of Mexico breaching his wall, Japan bombing Pearl Harbour again and Europe reducing its importing of Budweiser, President-elect Donald Trump commissioned the destructive orb to be built before the election.
“Our best chance of world peace is every other country knowing that that I could wipe them out with one blast from my fully armed and operational Death Star,” reasoned Trump.
“Now, where did I leave those plans…”