Donald Trump’s state visit to the UK will revolve totally around a game of golf with Prince Andrew, it has been announced.
After addressing foreign policy via Skype by using Air Force One’s WiFi, the President-elect will touch down at Edinburgh airport and head straight to his own Ayrshire golf resort, Trump Turnberry.
Trump is reportedly excited by Downing Street’s proposal.
“Andy and I will form a special relationship when we hit the greens.
“To have dinner in the clubhouse with the Queen of England on one side and Prime Minister Nigel Farage on the other will be a great thrill. Great thrill.”
Prince Andrew stated that he normally charges £50,000 for a businessman to play a game of golf with him but on this occasion he is prepared to waive the fee.