Determined to succeed where many previous Presidents failed, Donald Trump isn’t going to let Fidel Castro’s death deter him from assassinating the recently deceased Cuban revolutionary.

“Security around Castro is a lot less tight now,” said the President-elect, as he took a long drag from a Havana cigar. “It’s the perfect time to strike.”

While Trump has branded Castro a tyrant, he did appreciate some of the dictator’s work.

“I loved the way he suppressed the media,” conceded Trump. “I hate those guys.”

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