Donald Trump has stated that the current weather conditions in New York and other East Coast states is being caused by large quantities of cocaine being dropped on the ground.

“There is a lot of white powder on the ground. Who knows where it comes from? I do. Mexico!” tweeted the President.

“This is clearly the work of international drug dealers, possibly working in conjunction with certain Muslim states.

“It’s happened before, on Obama’s watch. But I won’t stand for it!”

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