Donald Trump softened on his campaign pledges after finding himself lost in the eyes of outgoing President Barack Obama.
Although he had claimed that he was going to abolish Obamacare and assign a special prosecutor to plague the email-sending Hillary Clinton, Trump was quick to change his position after meeting the silver-tongued Obama.
“He’s just the kind of guy that you want to have a beer with and talk about chicks,” gushed Trump. “Although he kept wanting to be respectful and repeatedly warned me about Michelle.
“Hell, if Barack thinks that some form of health protection for US citizens is a good idea, I’m in.”
Trump was quick to deny that his recent backtracking on campaign promises would continue much further.
“He couldn’t talk me out of my wall though,” reassured Trump. “Can’t wait to see how historians view that!”