Donald Trump set a US flag ablaze after getting too close to it while smoking a Havana cigar, it has been announced.
Whilst admiring the stars and stripes on the US flag hanging in Trump Tower’s penthouse, the President-elect accidentally brushed the fabric with his lit cigar tip and it went up in flames.
Trump immediately turned himself in to the FBI and demanded that they lock him up.
“There can be no exceptions,” stated a grim Trump. “What I did was barbaric, unpatriotic and unconstitutional.
“I should also be removed as President and stripped of my citizenship,” declared Trump.
Many protesters against the penalties for the burning of the US flag were suddenly presented with a moral dilemma.