Donald Trump has announced that allowing transgender people to join the army costs too much and that the money is better spent on his weekend holidays.

The President declared that no transgender person would now be allowed in the US military, primarily due to potential medical costs.

“Transgenders in the military could cost as much as $3 million a year in medical expenses,” proclaimed Trump, “and that is the same as me spending one weekend on vacation in Florida.”

“We need to get our priorities straight,” explained the President.

“If I don’t get my weekly break in Mar-a-Lago, I could make some really bad presidential decisions.”

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