International superstar and #squad leader, Taylor Swift, will have a prominent role as the ‘Aunt of Dragons’ in the seventh season of HBO’s Game Of Thrones.
“Taylor will play the lesser known and sort of annoying sister of Daenerys Targaryen,” said show writer Chris Paltrow.
“As the Aunt of Dragons, Taylor will have no interaction with the dragons, but instead will poke her nose into other people’s business without reason for doing so, in an attempt to gain attention for herself.”
Sources close to the show have reported that Taylor’s character will also get into repeated arguments with Emilia Clarke’s character Daenerys this season, when Daenerys refuses to be a part of ‘Tay’s squad’ and questions the importance of #squadgoals.
“We never considered any other actor than Taylor for this role,” said casting director Phil Mackers.
“Her incessant need for ridiculous amounts of attention and her continued deflection of any responsibility for her actions in real life made Taylor a unanimous choice for the role of Aunt of Dragons.’”
Fans of the Game of Thrones series will also be surprised to hear that newly bankrupt Johnny Depp will play the role of a silent, mold-covered boulder for three episodes.