The Rolling Stones have opened a crèche in St. John’s Wood to cater for the band members’ ever-growing number of infants, it has been announced.
Lead singer Mick Jagger has recently welcomed his eighth child into the world and has decided that the move makes financial sense, given the rising costs of babycare.
Guitarist Ronnie Wood fathered twin girls earlier this year and stated that he was relieved that he wouldn’t have to take them on tour with the band in 2017.
“Traveling around the world at their age? You must be joking!”