A Texan ranch has become the first US guesthouse to allow customers to hunt liberals as part of an all-inclusive adventure package.

The Rolling Hills ranch in Austin County provides luxury amenities, a hearty steak breakfast and a range of diverse activities including kayaking in the nearby creek, horse riding and the new addition of liberal hunting.

Ranch owner Wayne Jones explained how this came to pass.

“A bunch of them came down here after gettin’ a little lost on the way to Standing Rock, so we got ’em penned up in what we call the ‘safe space’ barn.

“Premium guests can then grab a 12-gauge from the rack, open the gate and count to ten then get out there and do God’s work.”

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