With so many stars spurning the chance to perform at Donald Trump’s Presidential Inauguration on 20th January, it looks as if Pussy Riot might save the day.

The Russian feminist punk rock group have been approached by Trump’s transition team to open the celebrations with their hit song, the appropriately named ‘Make America Great Again’.

“Naturally, I want my Inauguration to be a riot of pussy,” said the President-elect, “so it would be great if they could be there.”

Elton John and Charlotte Church have refused to appear and Moby has agreed offered to DJ at the event only on the condition that Trump releases his tax returns.

The transition team deemed this too much of a risk, so opted for the safer option of Pussy Riot.

It is hoped that the Moscow-based band will close their set with their latest single, ‘Straight Outta Vagina’.

 

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