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Prince Andrew has stated that he wants his daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, to help secure a trade deal with Donald Trump.

“One idea I had was that they could dress as cheerleaders and whirl batons whilst dancing in front of Trump’s state carriage on his forthcoming visit to the UK.

“Either that or they could just show the President the full range of amenities in his guest room at Buckingham Palace, if you know what I mean,” suggested the Duke of York.

“I have always been a fearless ambassador for UK trade, working tirelessly to secure trade deals with a cosmopolitan range of regimes all over the world, regardless of color, creed or human rights.

“It’s high time that my daughters stepped up to the plate and did their bit for British trade.”

 

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