Donald Trump announced today that he is appointing celebrity heiress Paris Hilton as his new White House Chief Strategist.

Hilton is expected to work closely with Communications Director Hope Hicks and provide backup fashion consultancy advice to the President.

This will give Trump a second opinion to Lead Fashion Strategist Ivanka Trump.

Trump was reportedly delighted with the appointment, seeing Hilton as a kindred spirit, possessing similar attributes such as narcissism and a large inheritance.

“I know Paris is going to fit in perfectly. She has extensive experience of chemical weapons after running her perfume range, in case North Korea cause any more issues,” said Trump.

“I’ve also seen her in action on tape, which showed me that she has a lot to give.”

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