Zlatan Ibrahimović has explained that he doesn’t have a God complex because he is “actually God” after re-signing for Manchester United.

The centre-forward has recovered quickly from a serious knee injury, stating that he gained strength from his worshippers at the Church of Zlatan, which he established earlier this year, who he credited for helping to restore a deity.

Ibrahimović expects to return to Old Trafford next month and has set modest targets of winning the Golden Boot, the Premier League, the Champions League, an Oscar and a Nobel peace prize over the next year.

“The picture of me beating the devil in an arm wrestle was of course a metaphor,” explained Ibrahimović.

“But it also actually happened.”

Zlatan Ibrahimović To Establish Church Of Zlatan

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